I found a purse downtown last night, after some detective work I was able to deduce that it belonged to a 23 year old student nurse, who goes to movies, spends $150 at the hair stylist and drinks coffee at Starbucks, but I won't hold that against her. I called the phone number on her driver's license, her mother answered and said she would come and pick it up, because her daughter was at work. I should of pocketed the $30 in cash and bought a whole bunch of shit on the internet with the credit card.
Sometimes I'm just too damn honest.
