WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW

FOUND FORTUNE COOKIE MESSAGE OF THE DAY

TEA???

FOUND PHOTO OF THE WEEK: MAYBE PARTYING WILL HELP

GIMME 5 REASONS

I found this near the local elementary school. I think they're pretty good reasons, but it does depend on what's being forgiven.

LEAD

FIXED THE TV

CAT OUT OF FOOD?

A little emotional blackmail can go a long way.

FOUND PHOTO OF THE WEEK: PARTY 'TIL THE WORLD OBEYS!

I LOVE YOU MUMMY

SEE YOU LATER

This is from the foreign language section of my found archive.
There is something in the note that warrants two exclamation marks, I'd love to know what it says, but maybe somethings should just remain a mystery.

FOUND POEM OF THE WEEK

BE HAPPY THERE'S HOPE FOR TREES

Today's finds are an attempt to reflective the small shoot of optimism that is trying to grow inside of me on this beautiful spring day.

FRENCH SMUT

This was in a used copy of Georges Bataille's Story of the eye. I wonder if she ever wrote that 'warm note' to thaw out his St. Louis winter?

I'M ON THE GUEST LIST

I found this near my local community center, where they host punk and hardcore shows for the neighborhood kids. Being on the guest list is like temporarily having super powers, the throng at the door is parted and you utter those five magic words "I'm on the guest list" and for that brief moment you are cool.

HECKLER OF THE MONTH

Dick Cheney is told to "go fuck yourself Mr Cheney" on live TV
http://www.tian.cc.nyud.net:8090/gofuckyourselfcheney.mov

FAKING IT?

One of these has got to be a fake....I never had the balls to try and attempt such a deception....but if it gets you a day off school, more power to you.

BEST RESULTS/HOLD UP BUTTON

To some people these instructions have a banal familiarity; the repetition of a performed task.
But without the appropriate knowledge they become somewhat abstract and absurd...I like that.