cars will one day reside in the museums of hate

This would have to be in my top ten of favorite found notes. Most notes exchanged between roommates are tinged with a certain passive aggressive undercurrent, especially those written on Post-it®'s

Dave, It appears we have a fruit fly problem. Thus when you take out the garbage:

#1 Make sure the lid has not been opened for a while and all fruit flys are inside.
#2 Pick up whole container of garbage can (also grab a clean bag) and take the unopened unit outside.
#3 Close the patio door.
#4 Pull out garbage tie it up, replace clean bag.
#5 Wait a few minutes for the flys to disperse, then open door fast, bring in stuff, and close fast.